WRITERS
Speech Writers & Script Writers
Scene: A Busy City Cafe.
STEVE: Help! I've got to write a speech. How do I do it?
JOHN: Don't. Get a professional in. A writer can plant an image in your head, just using words.
KAREN: Accidental Productions can do speech writing, script writing.....
STEVE: Why would I need a script?
JEAN: Well, if you were making a training video....
KAREN: ...or a live stage entertainment...
JEAN: ...yeah. Anything like that.
MAGGIE: Accidental Productions do comedy, don’t they?
JOHN: Course they do. But they write straight drama as well....
STEVE: Just drama?
JOHN: No. Anything. They’re writers, aren’t they. Writers write. That’s what they do.
STEVE: But anyone can write. I can write.
JOHN: Steve, you've just said you can't! Besides, you're not even real.
STEVE: I beg your pardon!
JOHN: You were invented by a writer. We all were.
MAGGIE: And we need actors to bring us to life.
STEVE: Fair enough.
JOHN: That's settled then. Now, let's all go and put some clothes on.